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Fat, Unhappy Campus Protesters Should Try Lifting Weights And Eating A Burger

Young bodies are filled with highly processed foods while their minds are filled with poisonous thoughts on colonialism and gender propaganda.

As my X feed continues to populate with videos displaying the disgraceful behavior of pro-Hamas campus protesters across the country, I can’t help but notice how unattractive and unkempt they all seem to be.

In an era that celebrates obesity and poor health, I know these are not politically correct thoughts, but the uncomely appearance of student protestors is hard to ignore. Unsightly midriffs and unappealing piercings, which haven’t really been in vogue since the early ’90s, abound on these encampments. The masks don’t help.